Rae's Musings

5 Reasons It Sucks Being Joss Whedon Fan

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:52:15 GMT

5 Reasons It Sucks Being Joss Whedon Fan

1. He Will Slaughter Everything That Makes You Happy Inside

2. This Whole Feminist Empowerment Thing Smells Fishy
3. Nothing Bad is Ever Whedon's Fault
4. Seriously, It's NEVER Whedon's Fault
5. His Most Vocal Fans are Fucking Assholes

I completely disagree with a vast majority of this.

Back to School

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:14:26 GMT

I spent a hell of a lot of time on this little lovely:

Let me know what you think!

Maddening

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:42:50 GMT

I stumbled upon this at the always hilarious Cracked.com:

5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plot Lines

4. A Loose End Bugs Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Early in season one, Xander Harris, Buffy's endearingly pathetic sidekick, catches the eye of a substitute teacher who's really a giant, sex-hormone-secreting praying mantis. Sadly, this fling is the apex of Xander's sexual competence throughout the entire series.

She mates with virginal men and kills them post-coitus, thereby sparing them either the embarrassment of losing one's virginity to a giant insect, or at least the burden of a lifelong giant insect fetish, Spider-Woman notwithstanding.

Luckily, Buffy saves the day and preserves Xander's innocence. Unluckily for Sunnydale High, the episode ends with a cache of hidden she-mantis eggs hatching in the science room!

Why It's Maddening:

We never see the creepy sex-mantises again.

Plenty of lesser shows allow minor plots to meander off into nothingness, but this is Buffy, a show notorious for never, ever letting plot threads die, no matter how mind-bendingly convoluted (see: Dawn, Buffy's magical, whiny real-not real hallucination of a sister).

So yeah, Joss Whedon, we're calling you out on this: Where the hell are our sex bugs? And while we're at it, can we have Eliza Dushku too?

We get that the episode's statutory rape subplot may not have jibed with the WB's family-friendlier fare, but this is Buffy. Every other week some vampire/demon/yeti tries to kill Buffy/enslave mankind/take Willow to a gay pride parade. In Sunnydale terms, some Mary Kay Letourneau action would register on the low end of the weird-o-meter.

Birthday gift

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:28:41 GMT

Happy birthday sueworld2003 !

Here is a manip based on another manip by the amazing crashdowngrrl , which you can find here.

Bones

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:07:05 GMT

Just watched the Bones season premiere. David is looking good! Booth and Brennan just need to do it already, though.

birthday gift

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:19:16 GMT

Happy birthday tamakin !

Here's a Spike manip just for you!

New World In My View

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:17:22 GMT

Thoughts on True Blood 2.10 New World In My View

Major Soilers

Maryanne's meat/flower tree thingy is disgusting
Hoyt's Mom! Wow!
Is Jason suicidal or what?
Poor Sam! Sucks to be him!
I feel so bad for Lafayette and Tara's mom.
Can you imagine coming home after a long and terrible trip to find your house has been totally destroyed, including the mementos of your dead grandmother? Horribe!
Annie the Nanny was full of shit
Do you know anyone named Peanut?
Jason is God? Bullshit! He doesn't have horns!
Sam + Apron = Hilarious!
Tara is back!
My prediction: Bill is going to Lorena
I don't blame Jessica at all but I still feel bad for Hoyt
That house Bill went to was beautiful!
Who is this majesty Bill speaks of? I guess my prediction was wrong.

BTVS Crosses Over with 'The Colbert Report'

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:28:58 GMT

Joss Whedon's cult hit "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" didn't end when the TV show went off the air, but rather continued its "8th Season" as a comic book. A recent storyline included a "True Blood"-esque public announcement that vampires exist, leading ditzy blonde vampire Harmony to land her own reality show called "Harmony Bites!" and do the rounds on the talk show circuit.

Harmony even visited Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," in a recent two-page comic on Dark Horse Presents, where she offered to sire the satirical talk show host and referred to the wrinkles of her transformed forehead as her "Colbert bumps."

See scans here

David, Charisma, Eliza, Oh my!

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:54:11 GMT

True Blood

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:54:29 GMT

My thoughts on True Blood 2.9 "I Will Rise Up"

Luke is a crazy mofo!
Oh Eric, what am I gonna do with you, you lying a-hole?
Aw, poor Godric.
Why doesn't Sookie drink some of Bill's blood to sort of conteract Eric's?
Hoyt + Jessic = love!
I just wanna hug Hoyt, he is so frickin adorable!
Maryanne is crazy.
My brother and I have never had a heart to heart talk like Sookie and Jason.
Poor Arlene! It's gotta suck to work at Merlotte's!
Lafayette is the shit!
I wanna puch Hoyt's mom in the face.
I am so proud of Hoyt! Way to stick up for yourself!
The Eric/Sookie scene was almost painful for me to watch.
Aww Jessica! I feel so bad for her. She and Hoyt can't have babies!
GODRIC! DON'T DO IT!
Eric has an awfully girly cry.
That was fuckin INTENSE!
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Misc. Art

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:04:18 GMT

SMG Banner and another

Emma Caulfield banner

Charisma wallpaper

SMG wallpaper

True Blood

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:32:38 GMT

Thoughts on True Blood 2.8 Timebomb
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Godric is beautiful
I'm liking Eric more and more
Poor Eggs
Poor Sam!
Maryanne is fuckin sick!
"Honesty my ass!" I heart jason right now.
Poor Andy! He has the worst luck.
Ewww! They ate human heart! Disgusting! That can't be healthy.
Aww. Jessica + Hoyt =Love. but how embarassing that Bill walked in on them!
Poor Jessica! She's gotta have her hymen broke every time she has sex? Downer!
Godric is the shit!
Awkward hugging - "Was that ok for you?" lol
What the fuck did the heart souflee do to Tara and Eggs?
I wanna punch Lorena in the face! Crazy ho!
Did I mention that Godric is frickin awesome? Cuz he is.
Holy shit! Luke went crazy!

Gifts

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:12:32 GMT

A Spike/James Marsters manip for my dearest kid_viciously's birthday

And an Angel/David Boreanaz for my newest friend zoesmith
It's borderline not-worksafe so I put it under a cut

Lol x 20

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:01:57 GMT

Ah, the conversations my friends and I have. This particular one was done via text message:

Me: I just found a cat in my yard. It won't come to me though. Maybe Lionel [my cat] has a girlfriend.
Courtney: Lionel is a pimp! Lol.
Me: Lol. Maybe.
Courtney: Lol you know he is. Wit all his late nights. He be hustlin hoes 4 real haha
Me: What form of currency do they use? Cuz momma needs a new pair of shoes!
Courtney: lol idk. We should plan a stake out n follow Lionel for a night 2 see what goes on in the world of cat's after dark lol
Me: We could get a kitty-cam and attach it to his collar to see where he goes.
Courtney: We should! and we could have a live feed come to our computer
Me: And put it on You-Tube for the world to see! Unless he is doing something illegal like pimping.
Courtney: yea the kitty police department might get him. We can't send him 2 kitty jail.
Me: This has been an interesting conversation. Lol.
Courtney: Lmao I know. I was just telling my mom about it.

We are strange people.

Various Art

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:11:09 GMT

Two aged photos of Spike: here and here .

The Scoobies - I made the abstract art from scratch. It took forever.

Spuffy wallpaper - School Hard

Spuffy banner - Stars In Your Eyes

Another Spuffy banner featuring a manip of mine

That's all for now. I still have a bunch more to upload. TTFN!

5 Spuffies

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:56:34 GMT

Bikini Babes

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:47:51 GMT

1 Alyson Hannigan
1 Eliza Dushku
5 Sarah Michelle Gellar

<these two are actually painted on bikinis!>

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TV Show Meme

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:15:30 GMT

Pick your five favorite TV shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions. Don't cheat!

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. True Blood
3. How I Met Your Mother
4. Bones
5. Dexter

01. Who's your favorite character in 2? (True Blood)
Lafayette. He is hilarious!

02. Who's your least favorite character in 1? (Buffy)
Parker. He is a supreme douche bag.

03. What's your favorite episode of 4? (Bones)
"The Salt In the Wounds" (4.16) - The remains of a volleyball player are found in a Salt Truck. They discover that she was pregnant, and that several of her friends are also pregnant. Turns out they all have the same baby daddy. Crazy!

04. What's your favorite season of 5? (Dexter)
Season 2 was intense. I kept thinking he'd get caught. It was really suspenseful.

05. Who is your favorite ship in 3? (HIMYM)
Barney and Robin. I really think she can tame his wild ways.

06. Who is your antiship in 2? (True Blood)
As of now, I'd say Sookie/Eric because he only wants her for her ability and because Bill has her.

07. How long have you watched 1? (BtVS)
I started watching it after the series was over, in 2004. I got into the re-runs on FX.

08. How did you become interested in 3? (HIMYM)
I'm a huge fan of Alyson Hannigan so when I heard she was going to be on a new show, I watched it.

09. Who's your favorite actor/actress in 4? (Bones)
Hodgins because he is such a conspiracy theorist.

10. Which do you prefer: Show 1 or 2 or 5? (BtVS, True Blood, Dexter)
Buffy. But you knew that already.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3? (BtVS or HIMYM)
I’ve seen more of BtVS. Though I've seen every episode of both series, Buffy ran for seven seasons where HIMYM is only going into its 5th.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? (Bones)
Angela because she doesn't plan ahead and just goes with the flow.

13. How would you kill off your favourite character in 1? (BtVS)
I think my favorite character (Spike, of course) died the way he should have: saving the world. I though he had a fitting death.

14. Give a random quote from 1? (BtVS)
"They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie. To be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary." - Xander ('Potential')

15. Would a 3/4 crossover work? (HIMYM, Bones)
I suppose it could but I wouldn't be interested.

16. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple (BtVS)
Anya/Giles. I think they'd be good for each other.

17. Has 5 inspired you in any way? (Dexter)
It's inspired me to value my family, because some people never know theirs.

18. Overall, which show has a better cast, 2 or 4? (True Blood or Bones)
True Blood has better characters but I think Bones has a better cast.

19. Which has better theme music, 3 or 5? (HIMYM or Dexter)HIMYM's is nice and brief whereas Dexter's takes forever so I'd say HIMYM..

Five Faves

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:27:38 GMT

Sometimes it's ok to pimp yourself out. Post a list of your top five graphics you've made, regardless of fandom or the reason you love them. This isn't about the BEST things you've made, but what you LOVE most.
I've decided to post my 5 favorite art and 5 favorite manips.

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Manips (one semi-worksafe & one not worksafe)

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:40:59 GMT

Just watched the last episode of True Blood and all I can say is, HOLY FUCK! Craziness!

Writer's Block: Bite Me

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:14:22 GMT

From Dr. Polidori's Lord Ruthven to Stephenie Meyer's Edward Cullen, the annals of vampire lore are filled with attractive, charming bloodsuckers. Which one would you most want to be bitten by?

View 513 Answers

Uh, Spike. Duh. Edward is a distant second.

The Scoobies

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:04:02 GMT

2 arts

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:01:31 GMT

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SMG Pop Art

Two SMG arts

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:59:22 GMT

WTF

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:09:48 GMT

I just saw Repo: The Genetic Opera for the first time. One of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen. Even Anthony Stewart Head couldn't make that a good film. I didn't find the songs catchy at all and the plot was like WTF!? Not the worst movie I've ever seen but it's down there.

I couldn't watch Moonshot tonight so I taped it and will watch it tomorrow. I <3 James Marsters!